Dear Burger Place, I want to say thanks for being the place where burgers come from. Why, you ask? Let me share "a short tail" with you. The other day my pet sitter came into my house carrying a yellow food item she called a "banana." It seemed harmless and even pretty tasty. "Hi Dooley!" she called out cheerfully. "Would you like a piece of this banana?" She made it sound so tempting that I took a bite. And wow, did I regret it. Bananas are truly yucky, so I spent most of the day trying to shake that strange scent out of my head. Since I can't talk, all I could do was shake my head and frown. Well, she clearly got the message, left, and came back with a special "I'm sorry treat." When she opened the door, I saw she was holding an amazingly delicious burger, and the light from outside fell on it like a food halo. "Would you like a piece of this burger, Dooley?" Why yes, yes I would, you little "banana pusher." One bite and I was cured. That banana taste was gone for good. So once again, thank you, thank you, thank you, burger place! Love always, Dooley The Dog
📍 San Antonio, TX
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