a letter from "talley" the dog

Dear Dog Food,

 When we first met I thought your were pretty good. Now that time has passed, regretfully, I now think you are just, ok. It's just that you're a bit plane, and kind of "everyday." I do know that you are a loner, and that you like it that way, but I think I would feel better about you if you got yourself some friends. May I suggest that you get together with some bacon and gravy, and maybe some warm cheese?  Wow. Delicious! My taste buds are putting on a reenactment of a dance scene from Saturday Night Fever right now as I think about that combo. I really hope you all get together soon. Can't wait to see you guys! 💕Tally The Dog